Anonymous sent:

Tori likes hentai

What maybe

captainautumnofthehighseas:

when im awake and watching twitch plays pokemon

  • wild onix
  • wild onix
  • wild onix
  • wild onix
  • check pokedex
  • run into wall             

WHEN I ACTUALLY GO TO SLEEP

  • BEAT RED
  • ASCEND INTO GODLIKE BEINGS
  • GO ON 3 EPIC QUEST TO SAVE THE WORLD
  • VISIT SATAN A FEW TIMES
  • KILL DEATH ITSELF

marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

(Source: marukobott)

mister-yaoi-hands:

EEEYYY MACKLEMORE I DID A THING

it me
—me when it me (via rhythmtengoku)

tokomon:

*goes to Africa on a church mission* look at all these helpless african americans *digs hole for some reason* *hugs children but only in the presence of a camera* *flies back home in first class* i love me, i’m heavenbound and loving my cornrolls.